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 60 SECONDS OF STUPID CAN BE HEARD WEEKDAYS AT 4:05 AND 6:05
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WARNING: This show contains foul language, adult content, satanic imagery and depictions of sexually deviant acts that may offend the religious right, the unreligious left, fat girls, skinny girls, metrosexuals, homosexuals, straight people, animal lovers, animal haters, the curent presidental administration, and people with ears. Clear Channel does not endorse or support the opinions of Crash in any way. We just think he f*ckin rocks!!!
One of the main questions I always get is, "Dude, is Crash your real name?" The answer to that is a resounding HELL NO! The name Crash actually came from my friend's dog.
(initiate flashback sequence)
It was several years ago and I had been drinking with my college roommate the night before I was due to start at a new radio station. Keep in mind that it is usually not a good idea to start a new job with no sleep and a severe hangover, but this is radio so we'll let that go. Anyway, about 15 minutes before I was scheduled to go on air my new boss came to me and said there was already someone in the market with a name very similar to mine so I had to choose a different one. The pressure was on.
Thanks to my still kinda drunkeness I was not overwhelmed with creative ideas for a name change. In fact, the only that popping into my mind was my stupid roommate's dog, Crash. During our night of debauchery we kept yelling at the dog to stop doing this or stop doing that and all I could hear in my fuzzy head wasCRASH.
Therefore, when I cracked the mic for the first time I uttered the sentence "my name is Crash" and I have been ever since. It wasn't my name; it was my friend's dog. That was almost a decade ago.
Crash the dog is long dead, but his name lives on in infamy through me.
As an intern at 102.1 The X, you’ll learn more about radio than you’d ever want to know, with the focus on either Marketing and Promotions , or Programming and Production.
Marketing/Promotions Internship: You will spend time in the different departments at the station, gaining experience in marketing and promotions as well as how a radio station operates. We're looking for friendly, driven and pro-active individuals who are willing to learn how the different departments interact, assist departments in research and demographic information, compiling proposals, organizing and attending promotions. Promotions include (concerts, large station events, and sales appearances).
Programming/Production Internship: 102.1 The X programming/production - learn the operations of each department; assist in commercial or creative imaging departments; learn basic on-air boardwork & show preparation. Positive, unique, hardworking individuals only.
The Pay Off: Successful individuals will meet tons of people in the industry, make friends, network, and might even be able to turn their internship into a career!
The Fine Print: You MUST be at least 18 years old and receive academic credit for the internship. If interested in an internship please Email Cover Letter and Resume to Crash@1021thex.com or do it snail mail:
Crash
102.1 The X
3245 Basie Road
Richmond, Virginia 23228 |
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STUPID HEADER
Wednesday 07-07-2010 12:28pm ET
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Sources: fark.com, wtvr.com, cnn.com, the smokinggun.com, tmz.com, you, your friends, your coworkers, my friends, my coworkers...everywhere is a good source of STUPID!!
Thursday 09-02-2010 12:40pm ET
STUPID
Drunk, half-naked, and whorish is no way to go through life dear.
STUPID
GOOD: little boy sucking on a binky. BAD: little boy sucking on a used condom
STUPID
'Satanic Church wants religious equality.' Well, at least they don't want a mosque
STUPID
Woman fastens barbed wire chain to her leg every night to curb sexual desires. Robert Langdon unavailable for comment.
STUPID
Is that a copy of 'Metroid Prime 3' in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
STUPID
When you find yourself paying $18000 to recreate a life size sex doll of your ex-girlfriend, dude it's time to let go
Wednesday 09-01-2010 1:16pm ET
STUPID
If you send a harassing letter to your neighbors written in blood...you might be a bit unstable
STUPID
Yard sale rage
STUPID
Inflatable sex toy challenge
STUPID
Man arrested for open container violation...but really for filming cops beating the crap outta someone
STUPID
If you're arrested five hourse after gettig out of jail for stealing the cab that takes you home...you're doing it wrong
STUPID
If breaking into his house by sliding down the chimney, getting stuck, dying, and decomposing for 3 days is the only way you can get him to notice you...maybe he's just not that into you
Tuesday 08-31-2010 1:29pm ET
STUPID
Watching porn and masturbating is generally not the safest thing to do while driving. BONUS: it was a girl
STUPID
If you hang yourself in your cell AFTER you win your appeal...you're doing it wrong
STUPID
If you wanna play a little football, faking your birth certificate, enrolling in middle school, and pretending to be 14 is not the way to go about it.
STUPID
'Woman convicted in sperm donation fraud.' That's kinda hard to swallow
STUPID
If you light your backyard and yourself on fire while playing with your grandchild's magnifying glass...you're doing it wrong.
STUPID
Mooning your friends: FUNNY. Mooning a state trooper: STUPID
Friday 08-27-2010 12:39pm ET
STUPID
Telling people you need the chemicals to make bombs is prolly not the best cover story for your meth lab
STUPID
When you hire an ex to kill another ex, maybe you have too many ex's
STUPID
Shoplifting from a store while it's hosting a police charity event is generally not a good idea
STUPID
If Mars appears as large as the moon in the sky tonight, we won't see it...cause we'll all be dead!
Thursday 08-26-2010 1:30pm ET
STUPID
If you're an airline 'posting a pic of one of your planes broken in two and burned to a crisp on your homepage is generally not a good PR move'
STUPID
If you're gonna break into someone's house and film yourself having sex, make sure you don't forget the camera when you're done
STUPID
The worst thing about flashing someone in Short Pump is being known from now on as 'the Short Pump flasher'
STUPID
Vagina tree (you bet there's pics)
STUPID
A Christian broadcasting network understands the history of Halloween and is teaching children how the origins of the modern celebration are much more Christian than Pagan...just kidding...they're saying it's demonic
Wednesday 08-25-2010 1:07pm ET
STUPID
If you pick up the wrong kid from elementary school and don't notice the difference until your wife points it out...you might be a bad parent
STUPID
Gold museum that allows visitors to touch gold bars has gold bar...well...stolen
STUPID
Nothing says 'togetherness' like a family fun pack of DUI's
STUPID
Just cause you bail someone outta jail doesn't mean you can turn them into your own personal sex slave
STUPID
National Waffle Day
Tuesday 08-24-2010 2:34pm ET
STUPID
Pop quiz. You're a cop who gets fired from your job and you want it back. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
STUPID
GOOD: driving over 100 mph on a racetrack. BAD: driving over 100 mph on a bridge, crashing, and shutting down Interstate 675
STUPID
Bananaphobia
STUPID
If you call your ex-girlfriend 2,000 in one week...you might be a stalker
Monday 08-23-2010 12:33pm ET
STUPID
Man is yanked off flight adn arrested because he was suspected of having explosives...just kidding...it was over a traffic dispute BONUS: 7 months earlier
STUPID
If you call in sick, but really go on vacation...you prolly shouldn't post the pics on Facebook [Comment] [Like]
STUPID
'Take your daughter to work day' is a good exercise in family bonding...but not when you're a bank robber.
STUPID
'The traffic jam is expected to last for almost a month'
STUPID
With all other problems in Nevada solved, legislators pass a law concerning the highly sensitive issue of how to pronounce 'Nevada'
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US Government is seeking highly skilled men and women fluent in Russian, Aarabic, Ebonics, and Chinese ....wait....Ebonics?
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